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Now that we're done binging Season 2 of Stranger Things, we turn our attention to the most vital question no one ever asked in Season 1. (Hint: it's not "What Happened to Barb")

Special effects were more like "actually shoot people" effects back in the day.

What do you get when you put together a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal? The best Breakfast Club fan theory you've ever heard. That's what.

Remember the Godzilla movie from 2014? The one with Bryan Cranston? Yeah, we don't really either. But, we have a foolproof formula for fixing that!

Pacific Rim was so good, we can't believe they didn't do this one thing to make it freaking perfect. And no. That one thing isn't "Add more swords."

Martha Kent and Martha Wayne are so looking forward to hanging out with Martha Aqua and Martha Wonder to discuss the new Justice League movie. Or, maybe they'll just watch Steel Magnolias.

For a certain era, movie quicksand was the ultimate plot trap. In real life - quicksand doesn't work that way. Except for the part where you definitely shouldn't dive in head first. That's still a terrible idea.

Jurassic World got a failing grade, both as an entry in the franchise and as a movie in general. But don't worry! we have the plot fix that can redeem this film, and it has nothing to do with being a Velociraptor Whisperer.

Despite what movies say, you can't drown in lava, slowly sinking to your demise. Like, it'll still kill ya dead if you jump in. Just not in the way you're picturing.

Sharks may have lifeless black eyes in real life, but unlike in the movies, they're not soulless monsters intent on human destruction. They're just... curious, but in a sharp-toothed way.

The Cracked investigative team blows the mystery of the Scranton Strangler wide open. It's only been four years. The statute of limitations on Fan Theories is nowhere near expired.

You may be asking yourself, "Man, did we ever know how to make a scary movie?" The answer to that questions is a loud, richly baritone, yes!

It just goes to show you, you can have the power to manipulate matter and destroy galaxies on a whim, but if you lack confidence in yourself, you're still going to lose.

If you've never heard of Captain Marvel Junior it's for good reason. If he ever makes it into a movie or television show, he's going to be the most awkward guy at parties and on first dates.

We like to mock movies for lacking creativity these days. Yet some films hide important details so well that we wouldn't have picked up on them even with a dozen repeat viewings.

When it comes to a movie's mythology, while much of it might go unsaid, directors love to put little Easter eggs in their films that add a whole new awesome dimension to what you're watching.

It turns out if you want to get a raise in Hollywood, all you have to do is spend the day getting stupid drunk and then nail John Malkovich square in the back of the head with a beer can.

We're excited to check out the newest entry in the Star Trek universe, and so we're taking a fond look back at the Trek franchise's worst movie, and the effect it had on its star, Tom Hardy.

You would think the ultimate villain of Spider-Man would have more tolerance than a lit candlestick.

Instead of just allowing Wonder Woman to be a "wonder," the comic creator's fandom of bondage made a stupid superhero catch.

Thor is probably the strongest superhero of all time, all thanks to his incredibly phallic hammer. Weirdly enough, he has the dumbest weakness of all time, also related to his incredibly phallic hammer.

Thanks to the inherent rudeness of New Yorkers, we were gifted one of the greatest lines in cinematic history.

Power Girl could probably kick Superman's bulletproof butt from earth to Moon and back again. But just as long as there aren't any trees around.

The poster for the new Tomb Raider movie looks totally hype. It may well be the redemption of all video game movies. What's the secret? Alicia Vickander's amazing taffy neck.

Message Boards are great at ruining a lot of things. For instance, vomiting a fan theory into the universe so convincing, that we literally can't watch 'Jurassic Park' the same way ever again.